SoA, yes we accept your surrender.

So the Sons of Abraham went on another one of their radio rants today. Usually we just ignore them because they just weren't that fun when we went to war with them. After one assault on their base everyone of them fled like little hos getting pimp slapped and we had nothing left to do. However, today's rant was quite humorous. I guess they are realizing that we are just that bad ass.

Good stuff huh? But lets break this down and figure out what they are really trying to say.


"Holy crap! They are absolutely killing the Beavers. We need to back off before they come after us again."


"They are so much better at organizing than us, I have no idea how they can stage such perfect assaults. But to save face lets accuse them of zerging instead"


"We bit off more than we could chew, so lets go back to fighting easier targets"


"AoM, we surrender, but we still want to sound tough in defeat by making idle threats so we can feel better about ourselves."


"Good day and good luck. AoM, we are jealous of you"


Don't worry Crazylilvietguy, we accept your surrender. You pretty much surrendered after you all ran off anyways. At least the Beavers are putting up a bit of a fight even though the record is like 27-4 in AoM's favor on kills. I guess they shouldn't have attacked us first. Oh well, until next time, toodles. -Zpimp

Filed under "D for door nail, dead as"

That felt gooood

Beavers in a barrel

Courtesy of Mrsadguy


Zombiepimp had a double kill


Sandsun shows us the definition of a gimp. Also, Umbrella is recruiting apparently. Yay!


Keep em coming Angels. We will win this war against evil.

Tonights Catch

Remember Angels, only attack the members at this point. Leave the leaders for the most part untouched. The strategy will be explained later. Plus we need the leaders alive in case they want to surrender and so we can continue to laugh at their silly radio spam.

Our first award!!!

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Beaver Stew

Tonight Mrsadguy told me that he was hungry but wouldn't you know it? We were out of steak and KY Jelly. So I went to the old cookbook and found a recipe for Beaver Stew. Luckily, I knew a place with a ton of beavers and so we planned a raid. Things went off perfect and now Mrsadguy is a happy boy.

The hunt


Looks like SonySucks was arrived late, but hungry as well.