Almost enough for a coat

Why can't beavers stay alive?

Standard Update

Some more crying vaginas that were penetrated with our hot pistol loving.

The Doctor's work is never done

Its almost too easy...

So we were sitting around the Doctor's Lounge playing some hold 'em and downing copious amounts of prescription pain relievers when we started tallying up our totals today. I'm sure there's more to come but here's our haul so far today.







That puts our patient list up to 9 for the day. I'm sure there's more to come.

Go good guys go!!!!

Hells yeah...

Slow day

So it has been a slow day but what can you expect? Last night was our Beaver banquet and sheep orgy and believe me, the Sheep orgy went really late into the night. I figure most of the AoM are either still sleeping or are at the hospital by this point.

What comes next!

Doctor SmarmySmile was wandering around, late as always for his rounds, when he came across a patient that had just been treated. Luckily a security camera caught what happens next.

A busy morning

Well, I got on AIM this morning and saw that half of our army of doctors were armed and ready for war. So we decided it was time to kick some ass. Oh and much ass was indeed kicked. At the end of the battle, eight Beavers were skinned and roasted for a glorious feast that we will enjoy tonight after our sheep orgy. Yum yum!

And for those not yet counting, that is over a quarter of their group dead in a matter of a few minutes.


Now for the kills. Get ready for a super erection courtesy of the Angels of Mercy. You're Welcome.









BTW, while the foot soldiers of the Crying Vaginas are getting slaughtered where did their mighty leader, Sexy Rexy run off to? He's no where to be found. Shockingly its the misguided followers of the cult leader that pay the price while Sexy Rexy Jim Jones makes off with the cash and the chicks (the chicks in this case being a mustached transvestite who used to play center for the Arizona Cardinals, so he's used to getting his balls fondled by shitty QBs).

Beavers near extinction

The environmental arm of the Angels of Mercy have reported that a rare version of beaver known informally as a Dribbling Beaver (it is known primarily for its inability to cope with stress, and uncanny ability to run at the slightest sign of danger). Thankfully our elite scouting forces did sight two specimens. Sadly, our elite hunting forces made those sightings irrelevant.

AquilaUng is an amazing gimp

So sadguy and myself decided to clean out the Hall building of baby Beavers (more on that in a bit) when AquilaUng popped in and decided to interfere. Turns out that he is an amazing bitch that runs at the first sign of danger. It was fun running him off. Anyway, the moron was actually infected and must not have realized how low he was getting, Here comes another screen shot story for you.

The first problem was attacking with an axe. How embarrassing for you AquilaUng.


Opps! Guess you didn't realize I was active.


Uh oh, looks like it is time to run you little ho. The pimp slap is coming.



So I took a guess at which way he ran so that I could finish him off. I got to the mall just in time to see this.....


What a wonderful sight. It is nice to know that AquilaUng is too much of a puss to stand and fight for his fellow Beavers. I hope we can expect that out of the rest of these Dribbling Vaginas in the future.

In other news, Sadguy and myself wiped out the Hall Building of all Beavers. One of our spies in the Beaver's group says she got the group screen shot and will mail it to me in a little while. I will update this page at that point. Until then, Go Go good team!

Zombiepimp




Mrsadguy

Heroes of Santlerville

Well, we have turned over a new leaf. We realized how mean we were being to the Beavers so instead of eating them we want to help them in their fight to keep Santlerville safe. Make sure to keep those buildings barricaded for the Beavers. They perform a thankless job and we want to support them as much as possible. Great job these past few days but it isn't enough. Make sure to keep those buildings at EHB. Just remember, we are here to help Santlerville, at least until we get bored and go back to Pitneybank.

There's no crying in a zombie apocalypse

Two more Beavers down! Life sucks for these guys.

This is just to easy

They are so pathetic that it is almost starting to get boring. Yawn.

Another day, anther Beaver

This is our work for the day courtesy of various angels. I missed a couple and forgot to take screen shots for my kills. Sorry about that. Don't worry AoM, we will defeat this evil PKing group.






Remember Beavers, it is Sexy Rexy that wants us to do this to you as Fearsome explains here.

We Work For Sexy Rexy

We do what Sexy Rexy wants

For those who aren't aware, the leader of the Dribbling Beavers, Sexy Rexy Grossman just loves it when we slaughter his own people. Personally I don't get it, but since we are the jolly, happy sprites of the Urban Dead world we do our best to make him happy. So without further ado, I present to you this: